Dan- "Thomas, do you want to come watch baseball and snuggle with me?"
Thomas- "I'd love to dad, but I'm going to watch tv in here."
Dan and Amber crack up as he walks away.
Another favorite right now---
Joshua enters the room, "Mommy, I hate to tell you this but..." and generally it's followed by something very miniscule. Like "Mommy I hate to tell you this, but I dropped my crayon." :)